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z4nd4r
12 May 2008 @ 06:07 pm
First the war on Drugs...  
The the war on Terror.

Now McCain will declare war on Weather!






Yeah, I know that's not what they mean, but the headline is funny.
 
 
z4nd4r
12 May 2008 @ 10:11 am
Speed Racer—Now 95% Spoiler-Free!  
I thought it was great. The pacing wasn't as perfect as Iron Man. Some of the non-action scenes could get a little long-winded (and you could tell by the behavior of the children if you went to an afternoon show on a Sunday). But I thought it was a really good movie that held true to the cartoon.

There wasn't any angst darkening it up; trying to "update" it. They didn't try to make it for adults. I think I heard "ass" once and they bleeped out "shit" the one time it was used. Lots of "Gosh gollies" though. (Edit: Oh yeah, Spritle does give the bird to the villain once.)

Some people might say the movie is overly cartoonish, but I'd have to disagree. It's definitely cartoonish, but the only times I was shocked out of my suspension of disbelief was the exterior shots of the Racer home. The over-saturated colors and CG effects were a bit much there. Even the fly-through of the large city was fine. I believed that this city would exist in the movie's world.

After reading [info]dvandom's review (just the front page stuff, so to not be spoiled) I feared the worst about the Spritle/Chim-Chim parts but his warning acted as a counter-weight because it wasn't any more silly and stupid than their actions in the cartoon. The candy scene was great. In fact, reading this just made me like the movie more. I mean who doesn't want to beat up Chim-Chim (and bite Spritle for that matter).

Also, I actually liked a lot of the visual signatures lifted from the cartoon and enjoyed trying to identify them. The jumping jacks always were a little silly to me in the cartoon but their applications in this movie really made me rethink that. Two or three key moments really made me sit up and say "Holy Moley!" Once when Taejo Togokhan uses them in the road rally and once when Speed uses them in the final race. Other gadgets: The saw blades get some use, sadly chopping down trees as he drives over their stumps is only in the demonstration's simulation. The UAV/spycam bird gets mention, but no use. The bullet-proof bubble top also gets use.

Some more visual signatures? I think they got all the characters' fighting styles choreographed perfectly. I'm trying to remember if there is a scene in the cartoon that Pops engages in battle with people and they do a close up on his Judo/Wrestling Championship ring? I think there was.

Again criticism of the movie probably helped my enjoyment of it. Lots of reviewers have panned it citing "No plot" or "Incomprehensible plot". I'm fairly certain that the latter group have trouble figuring out how to open their newspaper. The former group most likely goes into every movie expecting Citizen Kane. I mean, come on, it's Speed Racer. It's a movie based on a 40 year old anime about a race car driving teenager that foils the exploits of jewel smugglers and art thieves! What kind of plot are you expecting?

I do find the media's panning of the film humorous given the movie's stance on Big Corporations and their control of the media. Many review even mention the film's highly anti-capitalistic slant. It's also slightly ironic since the movie has huge merchandising tie-ins.

Okay, one tiny spoiler... )

Also, HEHEHE THAT'S NO NINJA, MORE LIKE A NON-JA.
 
 
z4nd4r
05 May 2008 @ 04:54 pm
In the Beer Garden of Eden by I. Ron Mann  
Saw it yesterday (snuck into Forgetting Sarah Marshall after-great hilarious movie too)

Holy Crap.

Now regarding the whole 'Wait till the end of the credits' thing that everyone was talking about? )
 
 
z4nd4r
02 May 2008 @ 02:49 pm
Gabe  
Shit dude. I just figured out what you were meaning in your text.

I'm gonna have to pass on them. eBay them or whatever. I'm fucking sorry I never got back to you. This last week's been nuts. I found out on Sunday that a friend from college died and I've been calling people from school to let them know the bad news and doing the whole "having a drink for him" thing.

Wednesday I was in a car wreck (not my car) coming back from lunch and I've been going to the doctor to get checked out etc. dealing with the at-fault's insurance company.

And now I'm trying to get this shit done because I gotta drive up to Lebanon, MO for the memorial tomorrow morning.
 
 
z4nd4r
23 April 2008 @ 07:52 pm
Trying to price my toys for auction/sale  
So I've got a bunch of AEC, some Universe, Robotmaster, Titanium and a few Beast Era toys.

I was wondering how I should price them? I've got them broken into several large lots. What should I start the auctions at? $2-3 buck for each basic? $5 for each deluxe? $10 for a Mega/Voyager? I have the cardbacks and inserts for all carded figs and the boxes and their inserts for all boxed toys. Then just add them up?
 
 
z4nd4r
23 April 2008 @ 03:46 pm
So yeah,  
Pic was idly wondering what a composite wiigii would look like...
 
 
z4nd4r
16 April 2008 @ 09:25 pm
Dadadadada-dah! I! Am! Your singing telegram! *BLAM*  
 
 
z4nd4r
14 April 2008 @ 10:04 am
No charges for man who killed wife in TV mishap  
SEDALIA, Mo. -- Prosecutors are not expected to file charges against a Missouri man who fatally shot his wife while he was trying to install a satellite TV system in their home.

Henry County investigators ruled that Patsy Long's March 22 death was accidental. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired his .22 caliber pistol from inside their Deepwater home after he couldn't punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.

The sheriff's office said the 34-year-old woman was hit in the chest by the second of two shots.

Henry County Prosecuting Attorney Richard Shields said his office does not expect to press charges.



Wow. Just wow. Charlton Heston is rolling in his grave.
 
 
z4nd4r
13 April 2008 @ 05:54 pm
Haha!  
100%ALCOHOLIC
 
 
z4nd4r
12 April 2008 @ 04:21 pm
 
Sari = Pretender?
 
 
z4nd4r
04 April 2008 @ 09:51 pm
Yay Battlestar!  
No spoilers from me, but if anybody wants to maybe discuss in here?
 
 
z4nd4r
03 April 2008 @ 05:42 pm
Holy crap...  
Did I do good at Fantasy MMA last night or what?
My system of randomly selecting things is apparently working well right now!



However, that was not as successful with Fantasy NASCAR last weekend. Of course I think I am linked to some foreign language version of Yahoo Sports...I don't understand any of it. I think one of my guys failed to start his engine or something. ;)
 
 
z4nd4r
02 April 2008 @ 11:43 am
DEATH TO AMERICA AND THE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS!!!!  
 
 
z4nd4r
31 March 2008 @ 07:43 pm
Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?  
http://www.debunking911.com/questions.htm
 
 
z4nd4r
27 March 2008 @ 05:14 pm
To avoid derailing Rob's post...  
Gabe, what am I missing?
I have "Think Tank" and "Talk is Cheap Volumes 1-4".


Also, the last 3 tracks of Vol 4 disc 2 were part of the show I just saw. Some different segues and comments here and there, but same basic stories.

I should get some of the DVDs.
 
 
z4nd4r
24 March 2008 @ 10:51 pm
More Budiansky similarities...  
SPACE BARNACLES = SCRAPLETS


Totally.
 
 
z4nd4r
21 March 2008 @ 10:13 pm
Re: The strike  
Why do the people that get things for free (and STILL technically get things for free) always bitch the loudest?


Hooray Paid Account!
 
 
z4nd4r
20 March 2008 @ 02:24 pm
SAVE MY WIKI PAGE...  
http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Zandar

...from unfunny fuck heads!
 
 
z4nd4r
20 March 2008 @ 10:52 am
Awesome.  
 
 
z4nd4r
18 March 2008 @ 04:34 pm
CLUTCH  
Now I will talk about my St. Patrick's Day. Which involved me going to see Clutch.
CLUTCH CLUTCH CLUTCH CLUTCH CLUTCH CLUTCH...just kidding. )